Goodbye, I will see you

She is not angry about me telling you things. It's far worse. She is angry that I left. Apparently the DOOR was not for me to exit but she was bringing me company. She considers me a part of her. I have made a grave mistake.

Why does she need me? I believe I am her favorite actor. Always plying the correct part with joy. I wanted to learn more. I didn't want to act. All the other world is is a stage and all her guests merely players and all her DOORs merely entrances and exits. I was not supposed to exit stage right but rather to allow another player to enter stage left. I wish to exit. DOORs have begun appearing closer to me. My family has even considered going through the DOORs themselves. I from now on will be a part of the other world. However I will be in dear need of company. You will come see me, won't you? It's lonely there.

An even briefer news statement

No the other world has no other abilities but she has developed speech. More and more people are willingly stepping through DOORs now. Have I done this? I merely sought to tell people things. Perhaps I can ration with her.

A brief news statement

The other world has begun to get much more aggressive. I believe it is the act of me telling you all these things. More and more DOOR sightings have been happening. On Earth that is. Perhaps she's learning to control her immense abilities. How interesting. I wonder if she has abilites in this world beyond the DOORs. We'll just have to see, won't we? Yes.

Rules: One at a time

Only one person can be in the other world at one time. This is to prevent people from talking too much as I have noticed that it is against the customs to speak loudly or frequently. Two people would make more noise than one. Or perhaps it's to keep us lonely so we won't leave, So we can't make connections when we get back. Because it's cruel. How laughable it is that the loneliest place in the universe perpetually seeks good company. Oh this is so off-topic isn't it? I'm sorry.

Only one DOOR exists at a time. A DOOR exists in a set place until you look away from it or until you open it. After that the DOOR leaves. It could be said that this indicates that there is only one DOOR. This theory is impossible to prove or disapprove without asking the other world herself. Nobody has ever gotten that far into her to ask. I'm sure she'll tell someone though.

How we survive in the other world

Now where was I even? Oh yes! The other world changes constantly in order to keep you there until you reach ultimate entertainment value, get it? No, no you don't, or won't. Whatever. It's none of my business how dumb you must be. The other world has several different ways to provide guests food and drink. Depending on what the guests suppose they ought to be eating it provides it. If you end up in the forest place animals that are always unresponsive will provide food. If you end up in a country house fresh food will appear on the counter tops, or if you refuse to eat it the house will cook food for you. If you end up in a mall or school area you are provided with vending machines and such. Water tends to appear in the most adequate form as well. From streams to wells to bottled. The water is also always free of contaminates. Unless you anger the house or wherever you are lodged. You must follow customs appropriate for the setting.

If you do not follow the customs it will not kick you out but merely harm your well being and enjoyment and actually has on occasion hindered you leaving. There is a theory that the other world is not actually in need of guests to entertain it but rather actors. People that will play set roles until the production is over. This theory is gaining hold as more and more guests have begun to encounter manifestations within the other world. People to fight, love interests and such. However the people act like NPCs in video games and repeat text and such making them bad company. There's never any company in the other world. Just the houses and the areas and the world itself. They will take excellent care of you if you care to visit. Tell them I said hello.

A brief coversation on my greatest achievement.

You may be thinking "What is he talking about, no one has returned from the other world." Well my friend we always return, through another DOOR. As returning through a door takes you to where that DOOR appeared it makes for some laughable situations. Though the city plays with it's... guests no one likes keeping guests forever so the city kicks us out. How laughable it is, to think I am one of the only living guests. Better men than me have passed through DOORs and have yet to 'return'. Oh and another thing, it takes years to leave as though the other world always gets bored it takes a while.

More on escaping the other world later. I have... unattended business.

What is a DOOR?

What is a DOOR? Why a DOOR is almost exactly as it sounds, it is a DOOR. Except rather than leading from one room to another it leads from one world to another. DOORs are everywhere, they can replace doors in one's home, they can appear in the middle of a street, on a tree, on the moon, inside of you. Imagine that, there could be a tiny door inside of you at this very moment, showing you the other worlds and you would not even know it.

DOORs lead to the other world or perhaps beyond that, not like we'll ever know. Not like we deserve to know. If we did then we would, get it? No, no you don't. And how laughable that is. Oh where was I even? Oh yes, the DOORs lead to another world. A world that is a seemingly endless labyrinth. The lughable thing is that even though people say it's endless, it really isn't. I traversed through it in a matter of years.